everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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