just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
