I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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