your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Randomize
