Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We had to coat check the pizza.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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