bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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