did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You need a sexual gate keeper
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
