You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
