Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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