I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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