um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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