Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
