I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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