My brain says no but my pants say off.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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