I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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