Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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