I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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