they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
COCAINE IS GR8
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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