Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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