My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
40s are totally the cure
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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