in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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