just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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