Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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