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(561): View more from Florida

i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...

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(519): View more from Ontario

Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear

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(210): View more from Texas

every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY

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(561): View more from Florida

definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?

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