we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The air taste purple.
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