You work out of a Hotel?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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