Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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