yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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