You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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