I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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