My first STD was from a foam party
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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