Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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