I just saw a hot homeless man
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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