I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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