She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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