I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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