but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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