It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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