omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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