Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just tell him i said nine months
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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