their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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