i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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