Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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