Grow some girl-balls and come out already
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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