So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My penis needs a shock collar
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
