i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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