She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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