What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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