I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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