dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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