Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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