we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My penis needs a shock collar
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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