i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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