Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize