It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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