Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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